So it’s four o’clock in the morning and I’m about ready to go clean gym equipment and scrub showers. Yup, my first post-college job is performing the ‘janitorial arts’ at LA fitness. Sure others might think I’m a failure and the pay is almost minimum wage, but fuck it, it’s a job. Those aren’t that easy to come by nowadays in case you haven’t noticed. Plus, I get a FREE gym membership. I might be poor, dirty, and a total letdown but hey, I’ll be in the best shape of my entire life. Stay in school kiddies.